Google meme
Ganked from steebles

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
James needs a hat petition

editorial:  I've never looked good in hats.. I hope the petition fails.

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
James. Looks like he straining for a shit... 

editorial: eww

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
James does more than quantify what we already know

4. Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
James hates Sony

editorial:  Then why I have given them SOOO much money over the years

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
James goes Buzz Buzz

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
James loves Katie

editorial: eww

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
James eats Ramen Noodles

editorial:  Someone has written about my college days

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
James has obviously never been a waiter. 

editorial:  This is actually true.

9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google Search:
James dies - Aug 6, 2004

editorial:  Wow.. shoulda told me, I'd stop paying rent.

10: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
James will pay...

 editorial: Isn't that the truth?